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The Worst Sci-Fi Sequel Ever! released 2001 runs 12 minutes directed by Ted Logan starring Willy Logan and Heather McRoberts Shot in the Wilhelm Pictures Studios.

Ted and I went to work on creating the premise for the movie before we even confirmed that Heather would be available for it. We decided that the primary driving force for the movie, beyond storyline or effects or even sheer campiness, would be references ad naseum to all sorts of sci-fi. The Worst Sci-Fi Prequel Ever! must hold a record for least original material in a Wilhelm Pictures film.

We were able to shoot The Worst Sci-Fi Sequel Ever on the first Tuesday of my summer vacation, 2001. We continued in the traditional style of Ted directing on the fly. I was held responsible for the "effects." I had fashioned a new sort of effects dolly, with a video camera mounted on a tripod lashed to a skateboard. The skateboard was mine, but I hadn't bothered to maintain it, and the wheels jammed ferociously whenever we attempted a smooth tracking shot.

Ted did his traditional style of directing, working without a screenplay, or even a treatment, making up the lines as we went along. We didn't bother to edit this one either, so we only had one take for each scene. That was a bad idea, since we made endless of mistakes during the shooting. Also, we had taped over footage of Ted's high school graduation, for some reason. Whenever the camera powered down completely, the tape skipped forward a bit, leaving obnoxious bursts of graduation footage between our scenes.

The "world premiere" was later that day, with a whopping five people in attendance (my family). As with the original, this sequel was regarded as vaguely amusing, although our attempts at humor were overshadowed by the intercut graduation footage.  Also, we were not altogether pleased with the acting, or the effects, or the fact that we had only one take per scene. It didn't seem to bother us that we were mostly lacking a story.

The ending, as we intended it, was a "downer": the main character (who now had a name: Captain Logan) was captured, and space station *Hack!* was in flames. This gave us an excuse to torch one of my cheap "spacedock" models (which really was built from a paper towel tube and a manilla folder). The plot was left hanging, unconcluded, necessitating a trilogy conclusion.

Or, in our case, The Worst Sci-Fi Trilogy Conclusion Ever!, the most ambitious geurrilla film of the trilogy.